Perfection.

WHAT THE WHAT?

salmonofsolace:

Drew:   Shanice? What you going to do this weekend?
Floyd:   Me going to re-wallpaper me powder room, man.
Dennis:   Ooh, girl.
Drew:   You need a boyfriend.

Floyd:   Why I need a man just to help me put up me wallpaper? I’m a independent woman.

Drew:   Okay, Miss Ting. You see how she try to act like she don’t want one?
Dennis:   Uh-huh.
Drew:   You know she going to come back in here crying when she can’t kill a water bug.
Dennis:   What you want to order for lunch today?
Floyd:   Don Cheadle on a bed of rice.
Dennis:   No, she didn’t. She didn’t.
Liz:   Happy Valentine’s Day, no one!

Yikes!

thementaliz:

Liz: Hey Jack, do you treat me any differently because I’m a woman?

Jack: Well, I pay you a little less, yes.

I think this picture is absolutely gorgeous!