Drew: Shanice? What you going to do this weekend?
Floyd: Me going to re-wallpaper me powder room, man.
Dennis: Ooh, girl.
Drew: You need a boyfriend.
Floyd: Why I need a man just to help me put up me wallpaper? I’m a independent woman.
Drew: Okay, Miss Ting. You see how she try to act like she don’t want one?
Drew: You know she going to come back in here crying when she can’t kill a water bug.
Dennis: What you want to order for lunch today?
Floyd: Don Cheadle on a bed of rice.
Dennis: No, she didn’t. She didn’t.
Liz: Happy Valentine’s Day, no one!
Liz: Hey Jack, do you treat me any differently because I’m a woman?
Jack: Well, I pay you a little less, yes.