Put that thing back where it came from or so...
urbran:

dennys:

WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?

is nothing sacred to you Denny’s?

urbran:

dennys:

WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?

is nothing sacred to you Denny’s?

androidelf:

*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

gymleaderkyle:

some stupid bitch: i dont want to watch american horror story because i dont like scary things

me:

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castiel-nerd-angel:

I’m laughing way too hard

asmilinggoddess:

my mom: not too much eyeliner. guys find too much eyeliner unattractive

me:

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pararoses:

Does anyone else feel really guilty when they start talking about their own feelings and then immediately regret saying anything because you just feel so annoying and pathetic and ugh

clean and clear commercial

hopunk:

white/lightskin/racially ambiguous girl: i had a pimple one time and i was ugly and dying and everyone spit on me and i was exiled from society but then i used clean and clear and now i am a healed and whole person with jesus in my heart

dirtydanvevo:

in italy they don’t say “i love you” they say “hey yo tony where’d you get that fresh pepperoni” and i think that’s beautiful